So we ask Pizza Hut to write a Black Butler Quote on our box right:
And what the fuck do we get??!?!?!
"Maybe watch a better anime"
WEll you know what Fuck You Pizza guy!!!!
you should take his advice tho
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
capitalism may take away our land, our water and our bread, but you know what it’ll never take from us? our cyberpunk lingo. stay noided or you’re in deep drek, chummer
i hate it when i throw a water bottle into the trash can and it hits the rim of the trash can and bounces out because now i have to walk over, pick it up and put it in the trash can
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
Always reblog Polite Cat.