Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

Dresses are for when you don’t feel like wearing pants


I know anime isn’t exactly a productive hobby but one time I got high while I was on the naruto wiki and ended up reading the entire real Wikipedia article on odo nobunaga’s attempted unification of feudal japan so I technically learned something